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Heather Randall

$213 OFF!

1/21/2014

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I'm definitely not in the habit of underselling myself. I actually believe that my skills at marketing are pretty strong. However, I just don't see anyone paying $225 for my 132 pages of pure genius. 

Here's a thought, if you really want my book that bad (and you know you do), send me an email with your name and address. I'll bill you via paypal and send you a paperback copy at the low, low price of $12.  It's a $213 savings and shipping is covered (unless you live in Siberia, then I might let you cover it)! 

Yeah, I'm being a little snarky. Part of me wants to call my husband and say "check it out, my book is priced at $225/ copy!" just to see what he'd say. The other part of me just finds it hilarious. 

If you have a copy of my book I hope it's properly displayed. You have a very valuable piece of artwork. You may need up your insurance or install an alarm system. 

Okay, now my wit has crossed the line. 

Click Here if you want a copy . . . and laugh. It's good for the soul.



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  • My Poetry Book
  • My Novel
  • My Podcast
    • Speaking
    • Transcripts
    • Podcast Press Kit
    • Podcast Guests
    • Solo Seasons >
      • Constellations and Dreams Series
  • My Art
    • My Portfolio
    • Surface Pattern Designs >
      • Ladybug Hug
      • Blueberry Bramble
      • Key Lime
      • Strawberry Shortcake
    • My Art Scopes
  • Blog
  • Contact